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爱迪学校小学部 圆桌爸妈吐槽大会 那些想说却不曾说的话

来源:北京爱迪国际学校 时间:05-28

爱迪学校小学部 圆桌爸妈吐槽大会 那些想说却不曾说的话

  国庆七天假期里,爸爸妈妈们带娃辛苦了,但孩子们很有可能并不领情,在心里默默吐槽了爸妈千万遍......

这一次,爱迪学校15位8-10岁的孩子进行了一次“圆桌吐槽大会”,把那些他们在家长面前不敢说出口的话一股脑地倒了出来。 来吧,欢迎进入本次“吐槽大会”。

北京爱迪学校

01、关于爸妈,那些我不喜欢的事儿

我爸爸太胖了,他肚子大,还吃特别多。他晚上还睡得特别晚,第二天中午我上课回来他还在睡。

我喜欢妈妈,可是她有点懒。她总说要减肥,也不减。

我妈妈脾气不太好,很暴躁。每次我玩的时候,她就在我旁边大喊:“你还玩,你还玩,你这个成绩还不抓紧学习!”

我妈老把我跟别人比。她老说你看你别人家的孩子多厉害,成绩好,才艺多。她就让我去学书法、朗诵、钢琴、拉丁舞,还有美术。

我不懂为什么我妈妈老在她的茶楼里思考人生?她也许在想以后怎么搞金融,怎么把这个茶楼弄好吧!

我不喜欢我爸每次出差好久都不回来,老是在外面喝酒,很讨厌。

我特别嫌弃我爸爸上厕所,他一上厕所就要上半个小时,还有股大蒜的味儿。

02、讲真的,我最近有点烦

我最近很烦我姐姐。我姐姐老丢东西,笔啊,各种东西都丢。(这为什么是你的烦恼啊?)因为每次她都让我帮她找!

我妹妹老是揪我、抓我头发,上次还把我胳膊给咬流血了,现在还疼。我希望妈妈能让我还手,让妈妈给我们俩当裁判,看谁可以赢。

我学街舞,一开始确实是自己特别喜欢,以为一上课就可以直接跳。没想到正式上课要先练基本功,我就不是很喜欢了。我妈就唠叨我:“你看别人都可以坚持,为什么你不能坚持,巴拉巴拉的。”让我不是很开心。

我不喜欢我妈的梦想要让我去实现。她想当钢琴家,就让我去弹钢琴。可是我讨厌弹钢琴,如果我站的地方什么都没有,就只有一架钢琴,我也不会去弹的。

英文考试后,我被分到了不太好的班,回家哭了一场。但是我妈妈安慰我说,只要下次努力,考试还能分到好的班。我就好多了。

03、吐槽那么多,其实我还是爱你们的

家里我最喜欢我爸爸,因为他特别辛苦。还有我妹妹,虽然她老是抓我、挠我、打我,不过她挺可爱的。前天她从床上直接翻下去了,才两岁,我挺心疼的。

我喜欢妈妈。周末写完作业,妈妈就会陪我逛超市,虽然每次买东西只能在十样以下,但我还是很开心和妈妈在一起。爸爸就经常出差,我也希望他能回来陪我。

我妈妈对我特别好。每次我心情不好或者爸爸说我的时候,她就会特别心软,过来抱抱我,安慰我。当然爸爸也很好。

我最喜欢外婆,因为外婆从小带我,可以陪我。我也喜欢我的猫。

我妈有个很大的优点是,就算我做的不是那么好,她也会鼓励我。虽然她有的时候脾气有点着急。

我很开心妈妈生了一个妹妹。其实我本来想要弟弟,可是妹妹也很好,她可以陪我玩儿。我睡觉的时候摸着她的小手,她会在我面前要抱抱或者撒娇,就很温馨。

孩子们想说的都在这里了,尽管他们嘴上很不给家长们留情面,小小的内心世界正在经历着成长的烦恼,但父母的爱他们都看在了眼里,记在了心里。而这一句句看似“扎心”的童言稚语,都在督促父母努力去做更好的自己。

孩子像一面镜子,投射出父母的不足,虽然没有十分完美的父母,孩子们依然满怀着对父母浓浓的深情和依赖。

爸爸妈妈们,让我们拥抱着秋日暖阳般的爱,和孩子一起成长吧!

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